What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
08.06.2025 05:48

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Why are people saying that Trump is fat when he is an athletic 6 foot 3 and 215 pounds?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
After a few moments he returns.
{RING} {RING}
Yes sir it is.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
What is the reason for writing X^2 as XX instead of X*X?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Sure no problem officer.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
HELLO
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?